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Funny Sound Guy Terminology 101.... inspired by an actual Production Sound Mixer and all his bitterness LOL!!
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SOUND MIXER TERMINOLOGY 101

ONEER [won-er] noun

1. For a DP (Director of Photography) this refers to a clever shot that moves around a scene cleverly and negates the need for coverage. It includes astute integration of movement and feel to generate awards for him or herself. 

2. For a sound mixer it generates ADR as well as Foley reconstruction.

TREATMENT
DP - none 

Sound Mixer - brown paper bag for over active breathing (hyperventilation), over the counter hair dyes (premature aging), medical marijuana (anxiety), Alcoholics Anonymous (for substance abuse - Marijuana and Burbon), properly lit medium shots, and a quiet room with cuddly stuffed animals.

PROGNOSIS
DP - Contracts for 100 million dollar films will rain from the sky along with a reoccurring spot on the view as a guess expert.
Sound Mixer - Long term exposure to a ‘Onner’s is considered toxic by the EPA and is banned in 123 countries including Iran. All major organs are effected and can cause the explosive decompression of a persons spleen. Studies show that cancer rates and balding are 5000% higher in mixers exposed to "Onner". Even after 50 years of study no known treatment has been created to ameliorate a "Onner's" toxicity. Once exposed a Mixer's life and health are irreversibly effected. OSHA requires special Onners bunkers be provided at no cost to the Mixer so that they can be protected while on set.